Today

its funny today whatever I want to do whatever I look to I see and I
think in a fantasy way! I'm reading a document then I start thinking
of me in a meeting bringing ideas in a heroic way! I look the roof I
see it too close and start picturing me crossing it to get to the next
floor!
I'm enjoying this, I shiould admit! but I can't work like this!

To everyone in any major

Learn Object Oriented theories, doesn't have to be OO Programming!
Inderstand the idea, and it helps you in whatever you do! I guess that
is one of the best trainings I joined eventhogh it was just theory and
it was long time ago!

vaghan ke

yani ke chi? man vaghan nemifahmam ?
oon az aroosie paniz, oon az yalda hala ham delaram! bavaram nemishe!
hey hey hey!
yani adam keshvare khodesham natoone bere vase aroosi kheili harfe

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ye chand ta clip

avalan sale hamegi mobarak badesham ina ro bebinin halesho bebarin ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYAghNSws4Q

Paya's Day Break

Day break is an action-adventure series, and the story is about a guy that is having a very action and mystric day. The problem is that he keeps wakingup in the same day over and over again. Each day or should I say each time he learns more about the situation and he learns more about what he shoud do or else what the consiquences will be. Like is he doesn't go get a coffee he won't meet the girl so she comeout earlier and will go to her car and will die in a car crash. In the past few days my life was like the day break! Noone dies but the adventure if not more it is not less also. Day 1 I go to abudhabi (AD) to have my degree atested. The adventure is to find the place in a city that has nonsense road strocture, where main roads with 4 lanes suddenly ends and if you go right 4 times you will never endup where you started. People don't know english, and if they do then have never heard of the ministry of higher education. Of course I don't blame them since I saw the size of the building. In day 1 I learned AUD should have communicated with azad uni to confirm the documents I gave was original. So I had to followup from here and iran with help of my folks to do a 3 month approximated job according to the lady in AD in 3 days and do that right before nowrooz! Then day 2 I had to this time go to dubai ministry of education from there then again AD! Again didn't work. Next time was today that I first went to iran consular in dubai then dubai ministry then AD! With all the documents and the network was down :-O and actually she said I have to do one more thing as well. The bad part is first I don't know howmany episodes does my day break have. Second I don't know is it does have a happy ending or not. Btw just like most best adventure movies there is a main story and lotsa side stories as well. I don't have time so I bullet point - I have a presentation today at 6 with a report of 5000 words. And we got the information last night! - I worked on the report last night till 4-5 suddenly my internet stoped working! Probably disconnected! So I couldn't search more or send my stuff. - I was doing online tests in multi phases to join Jotun! I was succesful so far! But last time one page was intrupted! I thought if I re do it they might think I cheated and I have internet and deadline is 13th so I sent email! And now I don't have internet! - I made some professional charts for report and presentation in MS visio! But after I finished my visio expired and I can't even copy the ones I made into report and power point! I have alike software called smart draw! I wish I had made them with smartdraw ok I'm writing this with my Treo! Mostly on the road not to sleep I got home now! I should rush to uni!

P.S: In peygham male taghribam 2 hafte pishe vali natoonestam az tarighe mobile befrestam va tool keshid copish konam ro computer

alal hesab

Check out this link from Iran and send it to as much people as you can! Iranians to enjoy their time, and non-iranians to enjoy, and know more Iran and Iranians.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16q8a_liran-sous-les-bombes-dici-peu

and check this out to gains some knowledge about Farting and laugh a little
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-JwHl1Q8wKbUc4MXW_Q--?cq=1

To Paniz joonam

Sorry ye modate natoonestam benevisam, dastane shalvar va N ta dastan o Payame amoozeshi o ina mikham inja post konam.... vali felan too much going on! sare forsat har chi zoodtar inja ye seri post mifrestam :) Ghol :)

Cool Cats are really really Coool

I bought 2 jeans 7 days a go! from Cool Cat (hey stop laughing! they have guys sections too! and I think they should change their name too cool cat and mad dog to emphasize that!)
Well I left both of them for alteration! after 5 days! on 5th of February, according to the receiptthey gave me they should have been ready! so I went there to get my 2 jeans, but they said wooops! After 5 days its still not ready! But they told me that they will call me when it's ready so that I don't go there again and find out it's not ready again!
I left the shop get in my car and derived out of my parking lot (which is really really hard to find one at that time in emirates mall!!) then I received a call telling me, sorry for the inconvenience your jeans just arrived!
So I parked again and went there, and the girl was actually giving the jeans to me till I stopped her and showed her that the jeans are not done! she apologized again, and tell me she'll call me again when it is really ready! so for the third time I walk away without my jeans!
The day after I received a call that my jeans are ready! I go there, they give me one jean out of two! telling me Wooops Sorry, again the other one is not there, seems like only one is ready! so 4th time, One jean! that's an improvement! one jean out of two!
so I go home, I bring the jean out of bag! and I see the dangle thingy is still there! so again today for the fifth time, after 7 days from the date I purchased the jeans, I went there to at least remove the dangle! and yet the second jean is not there, and guess what! I found out that the receipt they gave me back the other time is the receipt for the same jean they gave me, not the one I actually am waiting to receive yet! These cool cat people are really really cool :)

btw the story is to be continued! :) I haven't received the second jean yet :)

Ghor!

man 2 hafte dir oomadam! in hafte dovome ke daneshgah daram miram va hafte dige ham midtermast! va presentation ha ham shooroo shodan!
khoda be door! man hanooz hichkar ke nakardam hich! koliam aghabam!

Doroood bar Cyrus

"... I am Cyrus, King of the world, King of the kings...When I entered Babylon... I did not allow anyone to terrorise the land... I kept in view the needs of Babylons and all its sanctuaries to promote their well-being... I put an end to their misfortune ..."Cyrus the Great, 539 BCEFounder of the Persian Empire

Ampoule!!!!!!

ey khodaaaaaaaa!
daiim omad inja goft injoori nemishe dobare berim doctor begim ampoule bede behet :) raftim doctor o kholase hey az daiim esrar ke ta mitoonin behesh ampoule bedin! in bimarestan iraniam ke inja khorakeshe! varedesh mishi default ye ampoule o khordi! :) kholase az pishe khanoom doctor ke oomadim rahie jalad khoone (vahede tazrighati) shodim!
ta be hal doctor khejalati nadide boodam! mamoolan vase doctora esm bordan az aza'e badan mesle esm bordane ma IT ha az moder board o cart graphic mimoone!!! be doctor migam too dast mizanin?? mige na too pa!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! kheili ham jeddi goft :) man gij mizadam! hey moonde boodam pachamo bedam bala? che jaleb ta hala too pam ampoule nazadam :) hey khoda khoda mikardam too zanoom nazane ;) bad nagoo manzooresh neshimangahe khodemoon boode :) AKHE DOCTORAM KHEJALATI????? be haghe chizaye nadide o nashnide!!!!
kholase in daii jan ham ke hey mioomadan migoftan doctor mohkam bezan! doctor bezan too ostekhoonesh nafasesh bere! doctor halesho begir!!! ey akhe daii jan man che hizome tari behet foorookhtam mage? ey khodaaaaaaaaaaaa!
kholase enghade khan daii sar o seda kardan ke akharesh hamoonja gooshe shalvar ra ye kam avordim paiin sare pa soozan o havalamoon kard! ta hala dige SARE PA ampoule nazade bodoam!!!!!

badesham ke ye seri ghourse behem dadan ke mige too dubai mamnoo'e! faghat ma mitoonim noskhe bedim eshkal nadare! kodoiin podoiin nadare! vali khafan khab avare!
fekr nemikardam injoori bashe!
dalile inke alan ino ba takhir mifrestam ine ke az vaghti in ghorsaro mikhoram khabidam :)
jor'at nadaram masire toolani poshte mashin beshinam az daste in davaha!
na be inke 2 hafte nakhabidam az sorfe na be inke 11 shab mikhabam 3-4 bad az zohr be zoor az takht boland misham!
faghat omidvaram zoodtar khoob sham ke betoonam darsamo bekhoonam vase sare classam! ke already 2 hafte aghabam va hafte dige ham midtermast va albate presentation ha va project ha! ke chon dir oomadam gooroohhamam khoda bekheir kone nemidoonam chejooriast!

avalin rooze madrese!

Today I attended my first class in Wollongong as a student of MIB! the
course was MIS (ok I cheated a little, I took the one easiest for me)
and I liked the course :)
first half not many people attended because of a national football game,
so instead the ones there attended a CRM workshop downstairs in the
auditorium. My first impression of the university compare to AUD, the
quality of the building, chairs, tables,... compare to AUD is much
cheaper! The instructor seemed knowledgeable, and interesting; however,
I got a warning from one of the student's that she's though with grading.
I'm still coughing!! not good! :(
There is a group presentation and paper! and well because I attended
late, I didn't got to choose my mates! I hope the ones I got are fine.